Date: Thursday 26th March

Time: Dinner is 6pm, Drinks from 7:30pm, Show starts at 8pm

Location: The Retreat

Price: £25 per person (Ticket only), £55 per person (Dinner & Ticket)

 

On Thursday 26th March 2026, three comedians from television will perform on stage at The Retreat Hotel and entertain the wonderful people of Newbury, or at least, the people in Newbury who have a sense of humour…

Who's on?

Nathan Caton:

"Confident, charismatic and upbeat." - The Chortle Comedy Guide.

Nathan’s an award-winning stand-up comedian who has performed on Live at the ApolloMock the WeekRussell Howard’s Good News and his own show, The Nathan Caton Show on Comedy Central.

Fiona Allen:

"Sharp wit... Impeccable timing... A standout in the comedy landscape." - The Times.

Twice Emmy-winning actor and comedian, Fiona has appeared in many sketch shows, including Smack the PonyGoodness Gracious Me and The All Star Comedy Show. 

Markus Birdman:

“Delightfully comic. Controversial, personal and wickedly punchy.” - The List.

Markus has performed his stand-up comedy all over the world: in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, India, Pakistan, Scandinavia, across Europe, the Middle East, the Far East...

He also reached the top four in Britain's Got Talent and was one of the first British comedians to have his own Netflix Special.

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